Glitch Gladiator Gifts

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

American Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Football Blockers.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Return Of The Flu.

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'