Computer Glitch Gladiator Gifts

Computer frustration

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

'He was just a temp.'

Man Juggling Problems

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Social Media Attacks.

Business problems in the cloud

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'I won the garlic eating competition.'

Caesar and Games' Consul.

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

Death sentence.

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e. hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out.

Duel to the Death...

Big Game Hunter

Computers can beat humans at chess but they still have a ways to go with mixed martial arts.

Computer fight.

Zoom Call Nightmares

'I warned you to stay out of those flame wars!'

'OK, last one standing gets to choose where we're going for lunch.'