Glitch Guardian Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the quirky, creative minds who act as glitch guardians? Our collection features playful, artistic products that highlight their passion for safeguarding digital realms. Whether it's a mug for their coffee breaks or a print for their workspace, these gifts bring a touch of humor and creativity to their tech-savvy world. Show appreciation for their unique role with something truly special.

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"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider." mockup

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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The Zoo.

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"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything." mockup

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class." mockup

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins." mockup

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

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"Tommy!"

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"Well, I had 'the talk' with him. mockup

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

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'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...' mockup

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

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"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!" mockup

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

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'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!' mockup

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

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"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective." mockup

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

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"Look, it's my word balloon."

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"Your momma lied to you, boy."

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A baby playing on a grand piano

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"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures." mockup

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.' mockup

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

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"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!" mockup

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

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'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.' mockup

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

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"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!" mockup

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

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Guide fish.

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"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!" mockup

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

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"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!" mockup

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

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"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!" mockup

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

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'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!' mockup

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

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"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne." mockup

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

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'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.' mockup

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way." mockup

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

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"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life." mockup

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

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"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?" mockup

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

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'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.' mockup

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

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'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!' mockup

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

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Glitch Guardian Gifts Collection

Glitch Guardian Mugs

Explore our humorous and inventive collection of glitch guardian mugs—perfect for any tech protector's morning routine.

Glitch Guardian Pillows

Find the perfect glitch guardian pillows—soft, fun, and designed to highlight their creative and protective spirit.

Glitch Guardian Prints

Discover our artistic glitch guardian prints—bold, witty designs to adorn their workspace or home with personality.

Glitch Guardian T-Shirts

Check out our quirky glitch guardian t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their role as a digital hero with style and wit.