Glitch Guru Gifts

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Homo Gamus

Candid Camera store.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Super glue . . .

Cartoon computer