Glitch Explorer Gifts

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

2Recalculating..."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

The Ladder

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'Thus the big party.'

'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

The safest time to fly around Darling is on frosty or dewy mornings: you can clearly see the spider webs then...

"I think you hair needs washing"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

Sign reads: Not out of order.

Shadow Tripping.

Zoom Call Nightmares

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'