Tech Glitch Collector Gifts

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Swiss Army Stove.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

2Recalculating..."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'Thus the big party.'

Crap Nav

"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'