Glitch Geek Gifts

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Eldrow

Gene Therapy

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Praying Mantis.

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

2Recalculating..."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

Gene Expression

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Young Rubik did not get along well with his classmates.

'Stop bugging me ... '

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Whac-a-Mole. Swat-a-Fly

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

King Solomon, wisest of all men, is stumped at last.

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

'Thus the big party.'

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."