Glitch Humorist Gifts

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Sheep striptease'.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Snowman Tattoo

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"Do you really think you need therapy or do you just want to get on a couch?"

Cow Milking Herself.

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

Snow White.

Fly having an idea.