Glitch Humorist Pillows

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Sheep striptease'.

Moon Pies.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Snowman Tattoo

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Cow Milking Herself.

"Do you really think you need therapy or do you just want to get on a couch?"

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.