Modern Glitch Humorist Pillows

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Peter

Chef copy robot

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

A Failiure to Communicate

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'