Modern Tech Humorist Pillows

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'It's a snow mobile.'