Tech Humorists Pillows

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Here Come The RoboBankers

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'Increasing resistance.'

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

I think you're using the old remote...

'It's the Funeral March. Pretty cool, huh?'

"Your webcast is suffering from your slow broadband."

"I'm cold!"

"It's summer, go outside and play."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

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"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'