Techie Humorists Pillows

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'It's a snow mobile.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers