Technical Humorist Pillows

'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'

Unsound

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Terry had a computer bug.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Hardware and software

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Chef copy robot

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."