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'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Gene Therapy

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Praying Mantis.

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

2Recalculating..."

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Gene Expression

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'Stop bugging me ... '

Young Rubik did not get along well with his classmates.

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

King Solomon, wisest of all men, is stumped at last.

'Thus the big party.'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'