Technical Glitch Guru T-Shirts

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Praying Mantis.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

2Recalculating..."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

'Stop bugging me ... '

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'Thus the big party.'

"Well, I'm all out of ideas... Should we try unplugging him and plugging him back in?"

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

Sign reads: Not out of order.

"I see your problem"

"'Unexpected error.' It stopped being 'unexpected' after the first ten times it happened."

Tech Support Values

Zoom Call Nightmares

Stick insects

I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

'Read the manual. You can't keep yelling, 'Here boy', every time you need help.'

"I'm sorry to hear that your computer doesn't work but unfortunately I can't help you because my computer doesn't work."