Technical Glitch Guru Prints

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Praying Mantis.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

2Recalculating..."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'Stop bugging me ... '

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Thus the big party.'

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

"Well, I'm all out of ideas... Should we try unplugging him and plugging him back in?"

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

Sign reads: Not out of order.

"I see your problem"

Tech Support Values

"'Unexpected error.' It stopped being 'unexpected' after the first ten times it happened."

Zoom Call Nightmares

Stick insects

I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

'Read the manual. You can't keep yelling, 'Here boy', every time you need help.'