Humor Glitch Chaser Gifts

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Skis.

'The sty is falling!!'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

2Recalculating..."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Frankie and Annette.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

Box of Tissues

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."