Memory Glitch Guru Gifts

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Praying Mantis.

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

2Recalculating..."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"He's got a photographic memory."

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'Stop bugging me ... '

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

'Thus the big party.'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

'Hi there!... I know, that you know, that you know me from somewhere. But I'm not going to remind you, because I'm enjoying your look of excruciating embarrassment far too much!'

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

Sign reads: Not out of order.

'Amnesia! What makes you think that, Doctor?'

Zoom Call Nightmares

Stick insects

"Where did you last have everything?"

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

'The GPS is wrong again - this is not the carpool lane!'

"Shoot - I've forgotten my pin...Of course! It's the same as my wife's birthday!"