"Police. Nobody move or groove."
Groovy Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the creative and protective vibe of a groovy guardian? Our curated collection blends artistry with a touch of wit, making it ideal for artistic spirits who defend and inspire. Whether it's for a mentor, a friend, or yourself, these products bring a colorful, fun-loving energy. Discover unique mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the guardian in all of us with a creative, lively flair.
The Jeopardy of Progress
City Zoo: Day Care
The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.
Deaths from Coronavirus
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
The Bearskin Hat Family
'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'
Save our Planet.
I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.
Robert Drake
Bleak House
Hippie Edibles Co.
Forest Management
'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'
Save the tree.
Getting to Know You
'Polly wants a machine gun.'
'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'
Bricklayers in goal.
"It's your turn, kid."
See, no monster under your bed
"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"
'Well, don't look at me!'
Football Thinker
Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."
Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.
'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'
Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.
"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."
'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
Julen Lopetegui Agote
Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...
'Now Dad, don't you start your chest-thumping! I'm going out and that's it!'
Groovy Guardian Gifts Collection
Groovy Guardian Mugs
Discover more funky, protective guardian-themed mugs that add a splash of color and personality to every coffee break.
Groovy Guardian Pillows
Find pillows that showcase the vibrant, creative spirit of guardians—perfect for sprucing up any cozy corner.
Groovy Guardian Prints
Explore art prints that celebrate the colorful, protective vibe of guROOVY guardians—ideal for inspiring any space.
Groovy Guardian T-Shirts
Browse our collection of guardian-inspired t-shirts that perfectly blend creativity and protection in every design.