Groovy Guardian Mugs

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

The Bearskin Hat Family

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Save our Planet.

Hippie Edibles Co.

Bleak House

Forest Management

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Bricklayers in goal.

Save the tree.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"It's your turn, kid."

Football Thinker

'Well, don't look at me!'

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Interplanetary Family Intervention

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'