Glove Guardian Mugs

'Hey! I didn't get a two-minute warning!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"He likes it."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Dentist Training School.

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Robert Drake

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Deregulated Baseball

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Boxing

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Bricklayers in goal.

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'