Grill Guardian Mugs

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Bumble Bee

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...