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"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Bumble Bee

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."