Glove Guardian Gifts

'Hey! I didn't get a two-minute warning!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"He likes it."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'So what have you been up to?'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

Dentist Training School.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Deregulated Baseball

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Fishbowl Rebellion

Boxing

Bricklayers in goal.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'