Gorilla Guardian Gifts

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Chess With Gorilla

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'So what have you been up to?'

Save our Planet.

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Earth Day Summit.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Bleak House

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Forest Management

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Save the tree.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"It's your turn, kid."

'That's what we evolved from.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."