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'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Chess With Gorilla

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Save our Planet.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Earth Day Summit.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Bleak House

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Forest Management

Fishbowl Rebellion

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

Getting to Know You

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Save the tree.

"It's your turn, kid."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'That's what we evolved from.'