Gerbil Guardian T-Shirts

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'So what have you been up to?'

Save our Planet.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

This might take a while

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Forest Management

Trick or Treatment.

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Getting to Know You

Ebola Clinic

Save the tree.

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"It's your turn, kid."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

'Well, don't look at me!'