Gerbil Guardian T-Shirts

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'So what have you been up to?'

Save our Planet.

This might take a while

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Forest Management

Fishbowl Rebellion

Trick or Treatment.

Ebola Clinic

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Save the tree.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"It's your turn, kid."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'Well, don't look at me!'