Gerbil Fans T-Shirts

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Drummer

A Golden Non-Retriever

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Blue Dress

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Sailor boy

Nanki Poo

Glasnost

'Mr. Kong?'

Pirate King

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

I feel so blindsided. Laurel has a talking pet gerbil named Herbert. So? She wants to create a little family - the two of us, Herbert and Mortkey. On day, we're just two young lovers dating. The next: Boom! I'm cleaning Herbert's litter box.

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Yum Yum

Blue dress

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado