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'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Painting taking root...

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I don't want your wallet. I want venture capital.'

"We need a brownfield site."

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

"So. . . how did our first-stage financing go today?"

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"Hey, where's Frank?"

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors

Underappreciated Pride Days

Shark Attacks

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

'The jury will kindly remain seated until AFTER the movie credits are rolled.'

'You need to diversify your portfolio by market cap, industry, country, galaxy and dimension.'

"Move my portfolio off planet."

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'