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"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Fear of news.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Consenting Adults.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

Skis with stabilisers.

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

"Baldo! Gracie! I'm back!"

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"How can I access this heart?"

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Thelma's bricklaying course was beginning to pay off

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

Underappreciated Pride Days

Samurai Santa

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"

"On the plus side, I have much more free time now that I'm not always defending Clinton."

"I expect you're all really pleased I took-up 'proper cooking' during the COVID-19 lockdown!"

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

"Think of a number, any number."

A horde of misers

'Finally! Okay. Steady.....steady. This is so relaxing.'

'I had a nap last night and now I can't do my siesta.'

New York Scatological society.