Gerbil Interest Prints

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Painting taking root...

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Frank and Ernest Venture Capital. We need seed money.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'I don't want your wallet. I want venture capital.'

I feel so blindsided. Laurel has a talking pet gerbil named Herbert. So? She wants to create a little family - the two of us, Herbert and Mortkey. On day, we're just two young lovers dating. The next: Boom! I'm cleaning Herbert's litter box.

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

"We need a brownfield site."

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

"So. . . how did our first-stage financing go today?"

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

I've been wanting to introduce you to Herbert for months. I didn't want to scare you. Don't be silly. So what if I've discovered my girlfriend has secretly raised a talking gerbil she pampers, gives back rubs to, and debates international politics with. What's so strange about that? So you're good with it. Get me Dr. Phil.

"Hey, where's Frank?"

Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Shark Attacks

Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Underappreciated Pride Days

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

'The jury will kindly remain seated until AFTER the movie credits are rolled.'

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

'You need to diversify your portfolio by market cap, industry, country, galaxy and dimension.'