Special Interests Prints

Underappreciated Pride Days

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Modern Major General

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Sadly, Chester's attempts to explain his economic theories to mark Carney would come to a quick and abrupt end.'

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Swell asking a boy who the carriage he is watching belongs to

"Question: are we liable for dumping waste in the swamp?"

Skull Removal

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

Killing the dove of peace

'Did you clear this through LEGAL, first?'

The Best Hypochondriac Ever

'This plastic rain coat is my serge protector.'

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

You disgust me

A horde of misers

A belch of boils

'How did the skiing holiday go.'