Special Interests Gifts

Underappreciated Pride Days

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Modern Major General

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Rudolph the Red Nodes Reindeer.

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

'Sadly, Chester's attempts to explain his economic theories to mark Carney would come to a quick and abrupt end.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Skull Removal

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Question: are we liable for dumping waste in the swamp?"

Swell asking a boy who the carriage he is watching belongs to

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

Snake charmer with tiger tail in basket.

'This plastic rain coat is my serge protector.'

Killing the dove of peace

'Did you clear this through LEGAL, first?'

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

Wig Wam.

The Best Hypochondriac Ever

Eye Doctor. (Potato sits in waiting room.)

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

You disgust me

A horde of misers

"I said, I found this ear in the parking lot, and we should probably have a chat about leprosy."

A belch of boils