Police Interests Gifts

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Police Feline Unit

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Penguin identity parade

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Excessive Paperwork

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Life in the Fast Lane.

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Arcarde Patrol