Law Enforcement Interest Gifts

'You've taken a sobriety test before.'

You got mugged, eh? - Well, let that be a lesson to you.

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Billy. The Kid.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Scars and Bars

Family traits.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Mobsters at the Beach

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Racial Profiling

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'