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'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Police Feline Unit

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Penguin identity parade

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Excessive Paperwork

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Life in the Fast Lane.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

Wow! And they pay you to do this?!

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"