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'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Barristers

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Justice 4 Ron

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"White Collar Prison"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Why is it always about me?'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Undercover Biophysicists

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"