Police Investigations T-Shirts

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

The Anti-Agent

Police Feline Unit

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Newton's Law and Order.