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"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'Do you really care about my opinion or am I just a random sample?'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

'It seems we have a leak! Somebody is letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing.'

'Curiosity'

Whistle blower...

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

"This document proves the government knew."

Transparency in information

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

"...Get off da Bozo case!"

"I'm looking for justice."

"It's worse than it looks- he's the factory inspector."

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have your doctor check your pressure.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"Asparagus, insurance detective. You died and we paid your life insurance and suddenly you rise from the dead?! That's what I'd call insurance fraud, Mr Jesus!"

Truth

'The guy who took my pencils was about five-nine, brown hair, black leather jacket, gray pants...'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

"Yeah Chief, Hobbs is checking alibis, Vanier is looking into motive and the lab is just getting back to us now with the toxicology report."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

The Reporter and the Investigative Reporter

The Ultimate Crime

How the LA Times Fired Me for the LAPD (Part 1 of 3)

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

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