Investigative Work T-Shirts

'An investigative journalist?..So you're really a busybody.'

The Anti-Agent

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Barks in code.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

A boy acting suspiciously

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Reporter #6: television.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.