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'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."

Auditing

'Welcome to the new reality show, Who's the Real Life Whistle Blower?'

"We're working on the theory that he knew his assailant"

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

'It's early days, sarge. But I'm tipping this to be an open and shut case.'

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

'Just as I thought Sargeant, all the hallmarks of another starter pistol shooting.'

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

Both human and pillow police work together to solve yet another double homicide.

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

'It says 'I can't go on feeling so lost'.'

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

A curious person.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"He may have just fallen, chief - no one claims to have heard a sound."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

The Anti-Agent

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."