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'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

"Brilliant mathematician. Teaching second grade. Dies suddenly from no apparent cause. Something just doesn't add up."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Whisleblower

C.S.I.R.S.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'

"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

'During the fraud investigation, I'll be staying beneath everyone's radar screen, Ms Milmous.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"Benson, we have reason to believe you are the whistleblower."

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Investigative reporters on lines one, two and three.

"In all of my years investigating digital crime,this is the worst case of identity theft I've ever encountered!"

"Psst - wanna buy this building? It's going cheap."

Whistle blower...

Going round in circles

"Tough questions. Can't answer right now, but leave your card and I'll send someone around later to fill you in."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

Why the city's string of cat burglaries remains unsolved.

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

"It's nothing really serious. I just wandered a little too close to the harsh light of intense public scrutiny."

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"Rollo used to be a police dog!"

"This committee was set up to establish the truth, and then replace it with a lie we can all live with."

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Wow - embezzle 1000 bucks, and you're a criminal. Embezzle 10.000.000 bucks, and you're a media superstar!'

"This is NOT another violent knife crime."

"I suspect there is a leak at the very top."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

'Stop collecting wild flowers constable, we're looking for clues!'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'