Industrial Investigator T-Shirts

"It's worse than it looks- he's the factory inspector."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Diet considerations.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'