Industrial Analyst T-Shirts

'They are worried about the economy.'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Made in China

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

"Big coal is getting restless."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

The Life of Pi

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'