Industry Analysis T-Shirts

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Reading my Critics

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Will work for ETFs

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Six Thinking Hats

'The recession is over, again.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Medical Equipment profit chart.

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Counting my Bonus...

"Sir, your greed is showing."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Pandora's boxes

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Business Outlook