Industrial Economy Analysts T-Shirts

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

In and Out Sourced.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Keep the econoimy moving

Viva Belarus!

Out of control

Pandora's boxes

Alms Bank

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."

The spend is high

To-Let Town Centre Map

Bribes.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

White House Garage Sale.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.