Economy Analyst T-Shirts

Man and woman at funeral parlor see sign, 'Ask about our Layaway Plan'.

Bottom Line Cut.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Less Government = Less Jobs

"We're going to have to invest in another mattress."

Changed Tax Status.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Bush breaking USA's piggy box for military expenses.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

Bribes.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'My economic policy? If elected, I promise never to use the R word - recession.'

'No fair -- Nobody told me about GRAVITY!'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Job Politics

Warning Sign Airline

'You know about the financial crisis... well, I couldn't afford to moult...'

The Worship of Money

"The blood rushing to your stomach after a full and hearty breakfast is just another sign that the economy is improving."

'Louie Ferguson got a job last week -- you never know who's going to be next.'

'I've come to repossess your cardboard box.'

Fish Out Of Water.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Toys - Business Model.

Toilet Paper Sales

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

"There's light at the end of the tunnel but not much else."

Somewhat Less Than Ideal Messenger

Happy Hour

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

Mario Draghi

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'