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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Watering Money

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'