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Unemployment aids military recruitment.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Summit Concern

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I don't like the look of this."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Out.

Chinese stock market

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating